Funny Kitchen Towel -Modern Fairy Tales for Grown-Ass Women | Free U.S. Shipping

We designed this kitchen towel to ask the question we all want answers to:  who wears glass slippers anyway?

Let’s be real—adult fairy tales don’t start with ‘Once upon a time’… they start with an arrogant a-hole, a forbidden kiss, and some seriously unresolved tension.

After all, romance novels are the grown-up version of the fairy tales young girls grow up with - only instead of the evil stepmother as the roadblock to true love and happiness, it's the evil ex-girlfriend standing in the way. 

Perfect for draping over an oven (even if it is only used for storage), soaking up a few tears from an emotional third-chapter breakup, or simply waving it dramatically when someone suggests it's time to stop reading and start cooking.

Towel Details:

• 100% Hemmed Cotton Twill
• One size: 18" × 30" (45.72cm × 76.2cm )
• One-sided print
• Lightweight
• Machine wash & dry